Everything written here is 100% accurate and totally factual.
However, this list excludes desserts, the sharing platters, and assumes that you do not disgrace the Nando's gods by getting anything below "Medium" in spice. If so, you really should be banned. Just go to Pizza Express or something.
Mixed Leaf Salad
Let it be known, there is no shame in a good old salad. They're nutritious, they're green, sure they often lack in joy, but they're healthy and that's fantastic. BUT for the love of God, if you really want a fucking salad, you should not be going to Nando's for it. As a side, you're boosting your meal with some wholesome goodness. As a main, you're paying £7 for a salad you could literally make better for £3 from Tesco. Don't do it to yourself.
Peri-Peri Nuts
A Nando’s delicacy that’s low-key irrelevant because you only get them when you’re bloody starving and can’t wait the fifteen minutes it usually takes for your food to arrive. That being said, they generally only taste good in times of desperation. Other than that, the nuts sit there, dejected at the counter, for God knows how long.
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Ratatouille
To the ten people nationwide who actually order Nando’s Ratatouille, it’s bloody fantastic. To the rest of us, why is it even on the menu?
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